I can't look...

well maybe look isn't exactly the right word - watch would be more appropriate - I can't watch. Do you know what I am talking about? If you have been paying attention you might have an inkling but for those of you without Super Special ESP here it is - I can't watch Dancing with the Stars tonight - I just can't. Now here is the super bonus part of the post - do you know why I can't watch? Give me your best guesses and I'll send a little SPRING sign to the person with the first correct answer. Okay? You have until April 9 - 7:00 a.m. CST.

So about that dancing show. I know I haven't had much to say and that is soooo unusual - but frankly I'm underwhelmed. Kristy Yamagochi (and I don't care if it's not spelled right) has the moves but NO passion. Adam Corolla is funny (very funny) but he isn't even trying and I don't think he and Julieann (isn't that her name) really like each other very much. I like the tall football guy but he isn't knocking my socks off or anything and I like the Hairspray chick but she isn't knocking my socks off either. I think she needs to put herself out there more. The other Mario is okay but again, no socks flying for him either. So do you get the picture here? No one is doing it for me. But at least the voting seems more honest this time and we aren't having to deal with the whole Marie Osmond fiasco again. And have you seen her advertising for Slimfast and claiming she lost 40 lbs on their product? Ummmm you lost 40 lbs cause you were dancing your little toes off and really, if you would have been voted off when you should have you'd have only lost 15 - MAYBE 20. I know I know I sound bitter but I'm still not over that whole season of the Stars - Dancing - Live :-)

So that's it for today. Read. Guess. Comment. Win.